January 2011
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There are many secrets that rest on my tongue, and I feel the urge to swallow.
~SB
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Once a dream of ours has died, can it be brought back to life, uncompromised?
~SugarBoobs
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Texting with an ex:
When you get a text from an ex that reads:
“Can I ask you a question?”
It is safe to bet that it will NOT be an easy question to answer.
#SugarBoobs #TextingWithAnEx #BetMeBuckwheat
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What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are...
– (via chrystalstar)
This absolutely moved me.
Texts Between Soul Sisters:
You: I ain’t makin’ that shit up. He said it in my ear.
Me: Are you on dope?
You: On the phone, silly. And yes. I have the flu.
Me: I don’t want anyone to tie us together. Well, not in THAT way. But in the other way…Hells to the YES. =)
#TextsBetweenSoulSisters
It’s not ME…It’s YOU.
– Me…right now…arguing with myself.
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Nooo...
You’re at home on a Saturday night…already decked out in your jammies.
It’s positively pitiful.
klayshock-deactivated20120404 asked: you posted a picture of a pair of wonder woman underwear and i'd love to buy a pair for my girlfriend... any chance you know where they're sold online?
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I may have just gotten myself into a littleĀ bit of a pickle, Dick.
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I have discovered that by applying my delicate mouth in a serviceable manner, I can take something small, and induce a EPIC outcome.
~SB
Hey Ladyyy...
Dear “sophisticated lady” in the car next to me at the stoplight:
GROSS. Spitting is very UNlady~like. You almost made me puke a little in mouth. Disgusting. ~SugarBoobs
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Three little ducks go into a bar:
Bartender: Say…what’s your name? 1st duck: Huey. Bartender: How’s your day been, Huey? Huey: Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want? Bartender: Oh. That’s nice. The bartenderĀ turns to the second duck. Bartender: Hi! What’s your name? 2nd duck: Dewey. Bartender: So how’s your day been, Dewey? Dewey: Great....
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Nancy Kerrigan & the Harding Boys
The WHACKy Season.
TERRIBLE book.
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I want to go to London.
Still want to go to France.
Can you believe that I forgot
to put on underpants?
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