December 2010
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Reach Around
I’m having a hard time embracing myself. My arms just simply aren’t long enough to reach around.
~SB
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“When you’re out there looking for that perfect person, keep these things in mind...”
– J.M. Whitaker (via littlemiss)
sugarboobs:
Is it my f*cked~up imagination, or does the last sentence imply that it will take two men to satisfy my needs? ‘Cus THAT’S what I need.
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~Merry Christmas With Love~
“Open your presents at Christmastime, but be thankful year round, for the gifts you receive.”
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” ~Joan Rivers
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” ~Shirley Temple
“Mail your packages early...
Oh...OHHH!
I’m all drunked up on wine„,yes, it’s true…but I just realized what I want…
A beck~and~call~boy!.
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Christmas Joke
Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said. ‘You...
elisblog asked: I am but one, but have donated... i hope you have a better day.... sending good thoughts your way :)
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one forty plus: Happy Holidays →
THIS is what I want for Christmas. I want everyone to donate! =) Make my Christmas wish come true…
(via jhnmyr):
When you see a string of lights in some perfect sequence of colors,
or when you hear a Christmas song that makes you joyful and somber at the same time,
that’s the work of dozens of Holiday memories coming together.
That’s the collective memory of many Holidays’ past.
...
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“Please allow me to introduce you to someone who no longer gives a rats ass.”
– SB
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“One reckless night of lust can desecrate a lifetime of love.”
– SB
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My heart has been broken in many pieces. I don’t think “All the King’s horses, and all the King’s men” could put it back together again.
~SB
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If you have built a castle to hold love at bay, don’t be foolish enough to lower the drawbridge for any mail.
~SB
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“Sometimes it’s easier to believe the bullshit, rather than digest the...”
– SugarBoobs
Brightening the Lives of Children: Blythedale...
Call 914-592-1643
Even though the online bidding is closed for the Blythedale Auction, it’s not over! Starting Tuesday, December 21st at 6am, you can call in your bids and donations to benefit the hospital. The phone lines will be closed and the auction will end at 9:45am.
You can bid on an autographed Epiphone electric guitar signed by all of the artists at Blythedale.
This includes Rob...
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This looks like my small intestine after drinking...
#LetThereBePoop
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4.2.0.
Ohhh 4:20…you have always been right on time…even if I wasn’t.
Random Thoughts
Sometimes I feel like Thelma…other times, Louise.
I like to call myself Nanny McPhun.
My p.o.s. car needs a muff job. It’s getting so loud & annoying, that it reminds me of Chelsea Handler.
Senseless Nonsense. Does it exist?
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A Special "Thank You" To:
elisblog, lottaryuryu, and mayerme3.
My daily desire for “The Mayer” is being satiated, as I write this. I gotta admit…it feels goooooood, girls. ~SB