February 2012
6 posts
I just want to...
thank everyone for the happy birthday wishes!
Much appreciated…you make a girl feel lov~ed. =)
I'm celebrating my life today,
and I wanted to say hello to all of you wonderful people.
THANK YOU for being a part of my 43 years!
Dear tumblr: Why you no let me caption my bird dog...
Now he wants to talk.
I can’t imagine what there is to TALK about. Lets do something else. Motherlicker.
January 2012
21 posts
Truthful Tuesday:
I listened to Paris Hilton’s song ‘Stars Are Blind’. Well, a bit of it.
I’m not a fan. Of hers. Period.
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Just a Fat Tattooer: Some REAL reasons REALITY... →
Why would someone feel the need to TOUCH a tattoo? It’s not crushed velvet…IS IT? If so…can I touch it? =)
smivee:
First of all, let me start off by saying I am not writing this blog to jump on the bandwagon of every shithead tattooer who posts 100 times on facebook how much they Hate Ami James and blame the tattoo shows for their shop being slow. To be honest the shows have...
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I’m sucking this candy cane like we’re in love.
What’s your favorite candy?
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Yayyy! =) Now…if I could somehow coax you to start cuttin’ up on twitter again, 2012 might become a little better.
jhnmyr:
Officially back on track as of today. Doc says all clear. Ends an 8-month period of extreme patience and a real head trip… Back to it… See you soon.
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Why you so angry?
✿ Words With My Daughter ✿
Me: Why you no wear your Happy Birds shirt?
17: WHAT?
Me: Why you no wear your Happy Birds shirt?
17: I’m NOT wearing that shirt, Mother…and they’re ANGRY Birds.
Me: Ooohhh. Why they so mad?
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Truthful Tuesday:
There are things that have happened in my lifetime, that I could never, EVER tell anyone.
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Good morning to YOU, receiver! =)
receiver:
Good morning, Sugarboobs!
I’d play with you more if you didn’t freeze up every time I touched you.
Oh, sorry…not YOU. I was talking to tumblr.
xoxo
December 2011
34 posts
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It may have appeared that I was having a flirty conversation with Ryan Gosling at the gas station today, but I wasn’t. It was his doppleganger…and his girlfriend, upon returning from the soda fountain, didn’t seem thrilled that we had met.
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I'm sorry...I lied.
I DO want to dance, and make romance…but that’s not all I want to do.
I also want to change my tumblr avi, but tumblr is being a hoe~bag & won’t let me.
Perhaps it’s my doofy laptop, ‘cause it keeps freezing up.
Why, oh WHY, am I having a problem doing this?
Maybe I should just wear a dunce cap.
#SuckIt #SuckIt #SuckItHARD
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Picture this:
My dad, my 17 year old daughter, and I are sitting at the kitchen table having dinner. My dad is harrassing “17” about boyfriends, and has mayo & cheeseburger stuck in the right corner of his mouth.
17: Grandpawww, wipe the food out of the corner of your mouth. It’s GROSS.
Me to 17: Grandpa’s getting old, honey.
Dad: That’s right. I’m ALLOWED to slobber....
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I'm going to do something completely BONKERS...
That’s right…I’m gonna have THREE cups of coffee instead of just two.
What would YOU do?
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